Clever Mens Mesh Bars Boxer

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Brand: Clever
Product features:

The rest of the garment is made of a delicate mesh with thin bars which gives your body a very sexy look
Featuring a wide elastic waistband and cotton elastic banding around the edges of the thighs

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Customer Review: Clever isn't the word for it!
Rating: 5 Stars

Top scientists collaborated on the design for this product in two teams, meeting daily for three weeks. One team worked on the crotch and pouch fabric, producing a cotton spandex blend that was more or less like some other sort of underwear you might buy, but for the juge tentlike monolith in the front of the underwear molded to show off your package. The other team took responsibility for the remainder of the underwear, the sheer, nylon and spandex blend that will remind you of an old-time nurse's white stockings. Thin slips of a hardier material are sewn in (or perhaps pressed in with nuclear tape) to form the natural ends of the leg openings. And the waistband tells you, "Clever: in appealing black letters. Should you manage to get someone to give you these for Christmas, thank them kindly and then make your own way to the dressing room, for it will take you a good fifteen minutes for your eyes to stop popping out of your head.

Once again, scientific underwear design brings us a future in which you seem to be wearing two things at once, neither of them very flattering, but together they create a wily, synchronic lilt that, as you rub your thighs together, will insure a cottony sussuration audible from the building next door. Sort of a white noise, very much a Lou Reed metal machine music.

To get them off your hips, you really have only to wear them until you're tired of them. In public and semi-public places, whether it be a beach in Malaysia or the penthouse roof of a hot Madrid nightclub, they will be your tickets to success, if not happiness. Somewhere, a lone lycra molecule will be smiling.

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