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Ed Hardy Men's Tiger With Swords - Eh7071Tk
Apparel DetailsBrand: Ed Hardy Model: EH 7071 TK Product features: - 95% Cotton, 5% Spandex
- Ed hardy collectible box included
- Open fly with premium stretch foil technology and "ed hardy" signature on front
- Machine wash cold with like colors. do not bleach
- China
Apparel reviews of Ed Hardy Men's Tiger With Swords - Eh7071TkCustomer Review: God Bless Ed Hardy Rating: 5 Stars
This underwear changed my life.
Not too long ago, I was in a rut. I was overweight, underemployed, and entirely pathetic. My weekends consisted of eating frozen pizza after frozen pizza in my dark, smelly apartment and watching bad TV until my eyes hurt. I became obsessed with high school girls volleyball on the Fox Sports Network. I'd google the names of the teenage players whom I deemed most fundamentally sound and stare longingly at their facebook profiles, wishing I had their agility, their gumption.
I hated myself and my stupid underwear.
All that changed when a package arrived on my doorstep one afternoon. It wasn't addressed to me, it was addressed to Kris Gridley, the guy who lived in my apartment before I did. But, inspired by the cavalier play of Oakfield Academy (who had just upset Long Beach Poly High three sets to one) I threw caution to the wind and opened it anyway. And boy oh boy, I'm glad I did!
It was as if my soul began to "roar!" The moment I pulled these briefs over my thighs I believed -- nay, I knew! -- that this world was mine! I joined a gym, got in shape and started crotch modeling. (See that crotch in the picture up there, that's me!) I also started my own business (an internet think tank for the socio-politically elite), and it cracked the Fortune 500 in January!
Yeah, it's been a wild ride, and my Ed Hardy Men's Tiger With Swords Boxer Briefs have been with me every step of the way. Unless I'm crotch modeling, I simply do not take them off. Ever. From Moscow to Milan, from Nantucket to New Delhi... I even shower with the Tiger.
Thank you Ed Hardy Men's Tiger With Swords Boxer Briefs, thank you so, so much.
PS: Don't worry, I found Kris Gridley and bought him a pair of his own. Last I heard he was dating Dayana Mendoza, Miss Universe 2008!
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