Black Belt for Buckle
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Brand: Ivory FalconProduct features:
- High Quality
- 1.5 inches wide
- Gift wrapping and messaging available upon Checkout
- Real attention getter
- The perfect addition to any belt buckle.
Apparel reviews of Black Belt for Buckle
Customer Review: I Was Misled
Rating: 4 Stars
What a bunch of bullcrap. I bought this thinking it would help me intimidate my enemies, seeing that I had a Black Belt and understanding what a bad*** I must be. I affixed my Duo Silver Guns and Star Lighter Belt Buckle (LT-018), put it on, and went to a rumble, fully expecting to be the man of the hour, flying through the air like a maniac and roundhouse-kicking my way to victory, ala Chuck (yes, Norris; it seems that chronically high expectations plague me).
Not exactly the way it went. I stood in front of the thirty-odd rumblers, fists planted on my hips, my Black Belt displayed prominently around my waist (I had tucked in my shirt so they could see it better). Every single one of those turds laughed at me and pointed like they had no idea that people have feelings.
Luckily, my training in mixed rumble-fighting allowed me to first whip the belt around in circles, striking several fighters in the temples with the high quality buckle. I then was able to choke out two of the contestants and escape down an alley unscathed. I'm giving the belt four stars because the snaps stayed fastened while I stunned my opponents with the buckle and the leather held up nicely during the stranglings. Even still, I don't think I'll ever forget the laughter I heard as I ran down that alley in shame.
About the only thing this product is good for is holding up your pants in a stylish, attractive fashion that will impress most passersby. If that's all you're looking for in a Black Belt, go ahead and buy one; personally, I was disappointed that it didn't include the expected karate skills, kindly wisdom, and inner peace. I think it was misleading of this guy Ivory Falcon (probably not even his real name) to advertise it as a Black Belt, and not a Belt That's Black.
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